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Paper Smudging Device!

Our Price: $0.39

Sometimes I get a little too amused with my own alleged cleverness, and it clouds my business judgment.

Case in point. I had a thousand high quality pink pearl erasers imprinted as "Paper Smudging devices" - You know how a cheapie eraser will do that. Well these are the good erasers.

Let's face it, this was a "cute but dumb" idea. We are selling them for about what they cost us, since they are discreetly emblazoned with our website address.

This is a fun cubicle decor item, a trinket for one of those goecaches, or a somewhat nerdy party favor. "While Supplies Last", I think we have about 900 left, the Mrs. has been passing them out like fat rubber business cards.

Boss Frog

Our Price: $1.39

Pretend he's your boss; 3" tall rubberized green frog with squeak sound. Squeeze the boss frog side-wise and his throat expands with a squeaking noise. Squeeze him in various ways just to torment him. Some squeeze-holds do not produce squeaks, if the boss is on the phone it may be handy. Boss Frog arrives in a sealed poly-bag.

Lunchtime Spinner

Our Price: $3.89

You've been making decisions all day, let the lunchtime decision maker choose. This is a great surprise gag for that office mate who is always hemming and hawing about what to have for lunch.

Just flick the plastic spinner and it will point to one of sixteen different lunch options including "3 Martinis", "Mexican", "Vending Machine", "pizza", and, uh, 12 more, see picture above. It includes a desk stand and wall hanger for maximum versatility.

Swearing Finger Pens

Our Price: $2.39

# Pull the top and it says, "F-U", next, "You're an As-h-le", next "Fu-ki-g Jerk", next, "Eat Sh-t". Loud and clear.
# Why are these popular? I don't know. I weep for our culture. (boo hoo)
# Color mostly tan/brown; We send whatever is in box (always assorted

Scurvy Pirate Tape

Our Price: $3.29

* Decorative and useful packaging tape, suitable for all sorts of skullduggery.
* Each roll has Eighty Two feet of standard width (1-7/8") tape, and each comes on a handy plastic dispenser.
* Makes a great outer layer for a GeoCache container, among many other uses.

The Cubes! Zombies from the head office

Our Price: $9.29

* This is the corporate zombie set, it contains four zombies, 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic figures with eerie glowing green skin.
* You also get mini accessories including briefcase, laptop, and more.
* Could be an eerie addition to your Cubes setup or just for a little desktop fun with the dead what walks amongst us.
* We are closing out the CUBES line, sale priced, remaining stock only. Grab them while you can at this low price.

Battery Monster

Our Price: $4.94

Whimsical circuit-board monster with a capacitor nose sucks the remaining life from any AA battery - AA batteries you though were completely useless will make this guy's eyes blink for days on end.

It sounds like an environmentally friendly thing to do for some reason. I suppose if the lights went out you would appreciate the visual guidance so you wouldn't hit your elbow on the file cabinet you stuck him on.

Sarcastic 8 Ball

Our Price: $6.99

A new twist on the "Magic 8 ball" theme; the sarcastic eight ball toy features 20 different sarcastic answers such as "Ask me if I care" and "you wish". It's purple with a big question mark. Brand new in box, the perfect gift for that sarcastic little snot. Whatever.

Smiley Happy 8 ball toy

Our Price: $6.99

There are only positive messages on this smiling magical 8 ball toy. 32 messages in all, including "Your breath is so minty" and "You look marvelous" - It's sure to brighten someone's day, even if they hurl it through the supervisor's window, that's got to feel good.

Dr Freud Analyst 8 ball

Our Price: $6.89

Ask the Doc, get one of 20 replies, including "How does that make you feel?" and "Talk about your mother". Very Objective, and you get to decide when your hour is up.