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Novelty Trading Post - Discounted Oddball Gifts & Retro Toys
Formerly "The Restless Mouse". It's novelty/retro fun for Schools, Business, Resellers, and personal gifts. Steep quantity discounts on most items! We've been distributing fun, odd, retro items on the Internet, at the lowest possible price, to individuals and resellers, since 1998... People need to laugh now more that ever, so we are expanding... Hope you like it!

LOTS OF SHOPPING OPTIONS! Easy to ORDER ONLINE with our secure state-of-the-art shopping cart system (It's the one the "retailing monoliths" use!) You can PHONE IT IN: (360)654-4470
or Toll Free 1-800-948-5785*

We also have a MAIL ORDER option. See the mail order FYI page.


* PLEASE NOTE these numbers ring to one of those lousy cellphones. Sometimes we miss a call because I am driving, or the phone is in the wrong room, maybe I forgot that I had turned it off, many things that Mr. Bell never thought of.
Leave a voice mail and one of us will call back ASAP. This is just a little mom and pop business, it's one reason we can keep our prices so low. Our overhead is so low, we have to stoop.

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $29

All items are now eligible for FREE SHIPPING at $29. This offer is for USPS PARCEL POST with DELIVERY CONFIRMATION included. Offer good all summer long.



Today's Super Deal!

Bachelor date book

List Price: $7.99
Our Price: $4.99
Sale Price: $2.99
You Save $5.00!
Little black book with a star rating system! Excellent
ITEM #NF1252 Bachelor's Little Black Book

Every bachelor needs a little black book! This one is extra nice, with dating tips, pick-up lines, and more, along with lots of space for names, addresses and phone numbers, each with a star rating system! Great birthday or divorce party gift, or bachelor party favor. Plus it's on sale, Our best price ever for this item. However, supplies are limited to stock on hand. Absolute Satisfaction guarantee applies as always.


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